You run across a fortune cookie that is fit for eating and even one in a blue moon that has a good message.

I'm going to deposit some of the ones that I think are witty on this page.

Of course, it will depend on how often I eat Chinese food as to how often this gets updated.

Money makes a decent servant, but a terrible Master!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.

The wisest mind has something to learn.